Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped

Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped
By Ian Spector
163p

Goes downhill at the end. But some of my favorites:
Chuck Norris won a game of Connect Four in three moves.
Chuck Norris still doesn't know that Walker, Texas Ranger is just a TV show.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a CTRL key on his keyboard because Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris can squeeze apple juice out of a banana.
Windows Vista runs just fine on Chuck Norris' computer. (Love this one since I have Vista on my desktop! Hence why I now have a laptop!)
7/10