Chuck Norris vs. Mr T

Chuck Norris vs. Mr T: 400 Facts About the Baddest Dudes in the History of EVER
By Ian Spector
9781592404650

Some of my favorites:
-Mr T destroyed the Periodic of Elements because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
-When Mr T gets mad, there is no mad left for anyone else.
-The McRib sandwich comes back only when Chuck Norris is in the mood for one.
-The is no control button on Mr T's keyboard, Mr T is always in control.
-If you are within one mile of Chuck Norris and you drop your toast, it will always land butter-side up. Always.
-The only word in the English language that rhymes with orange is Chuck Norris.
-Don't ever call Mr T just T. Someone did, just once.
8/10